So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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