I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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