This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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