please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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