What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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