i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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