Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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