i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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