she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Mom said you looked used
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
