Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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