Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
