In the future we'll all be gay
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Randomize
