Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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