i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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