I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Randomize
