I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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