do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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