Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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