Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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