whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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