East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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