We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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