Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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