Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you had me at cake vodka
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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