So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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