Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
