No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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