Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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