is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
they're like a gay fantastic four
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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