Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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