You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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