you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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