I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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