What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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