How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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