ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm just crazy horny about you
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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