Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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