just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
