so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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