Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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