my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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