Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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