so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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