"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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