is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Let's paint friendship bongs
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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