you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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