I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I love you. Go after that dick
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Do plants get herpes?
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