I don't think brook has ever known best
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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