i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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