Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I party with great urgency now.
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