Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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