I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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