He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
