it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my sisters under your porch take her home
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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