just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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