I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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