I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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