I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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