I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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